Ho, ho, ho! Christmas Crackers from Fifth Class
What is Jack Frost’s favourite food? I don’t snow (James)
Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho, ho, ho (Enda)
Did you hear the joke about the snowman? It’s snow joke ( Kerri)
When does Christmas come before Thanksgiving? In the dictionary (Dylan)
What do you call Santa if he goes down a lit chimney? Crisp Cringle
What do sheep say to each other at Christmas? Happy Christmas to ewe
What medical condition can you get if you eat Christmas decorations? Tinsellitus
How did Santa describe the elf who refuses to take a bath? He said he was elfully smelly!
Finally, two from Master Devenney
Q.How many presents can Santa fit in an empty sack?
a. One. After that it’s not empty!
Q: Which Christmas carol do parents like the most?
A: Silent Night
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