Q: What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?
A: A Tangent

Q: What do you call an angle that is adorable?
A: a-cute angle

Q: What do you call a destroyed angle?
A: A Rect-angle

Q: Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
A: It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!

Q: Why does nobody talk to circles?
A: Because there is no point!

Q: What is a math teacher’s favorite type of tree?
A: A “Geome-tree”

Q: Why is the obtuse triangle always upset?
A: Because it is never right.

Q: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?

A: They were right for each other

Q: Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?

A: Because X was always 10

Q. Why was the math book sad?
A. Because it had so many problems.

Q: What is a bird’s favorite type of maths?
A: Owl-gebra

Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
A: Because it was over 90 degrees

Q: Why do plants hate math?
A: Because it gives them square roots.

Q: What do you call a destroyed angle?

A: A Rect-angle

Q: Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
A: It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!

Q. What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?
A. Arithma-ticks!