Q: What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach? 
A: A Tangent 

Q: What do you call an angle that is adorable? 
A: a-cute angle 

Q: What do you call a destroyed angle? 
A: A Rect-angle 

Q: Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average? 
A: It was a ‘mean’ thing to say! 

Q: Why does nobody talk to circles? 
A: Because there is no point! 

Q: What is a math teacher’s favorite type of tree? 
A: A “Geome-tree” 

Q: Why is the obtuse triangle always upset? 
A: Because it is never right. 

 

Q: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?

A: They were right for each other

Q: Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?

A: Because X was always 10

 

Q. Why was the math book sad?
A. Because it had so many problems.

 

Q: What is a bird’s favorite type of maths?
A: Owl-gebra

 

Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
A: Because it was over 90 degrees

 

Q: Why do plants hate math?
A: Because it gives them square roots.

 

Q: What do you call a destroyed angle?

A: A Rect-angle

 

Q: Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
A: It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!

 

Q. What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?
A. Arithma-ticks!