Kilmacrennan NS
Archive for October, 2017
Cheerios Breakfast Morning
Oct 23rd
Thursday Morning 20th September, Miss Ferry and her 6th class held a Cheerios Breakfast Morning in aid of Childline. They raised a total of €510.00 euro in total. A great morning had by all.
Maths Week Jokes. Have you heard the one about….
Oct 20th
Q: What do you call a man who spent all summer at the beach?
A: A Tangent
Q: What do you call an angle that is adorable?
A: a-cute angle
Q: What do you call a destroyed angle?
A: A Rect-angle
Q: Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
A: It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!
Q: Why does nobody talk to circles?
A: Because there is no point!
Q: What is a math teacher’s favorite type of tree?
A: A “Geome-tree”
Q: Why is the obtuse triangle always upset?
A: Because it is never right.
Q: Why did the 30-60-90 triangle marry the 45-45-90 triangle?
A: They were right for each other
Q: Why didn’t the Romans find algebra very challenging?
A: Because X was always 10
Q. Why was the math book sad?
A. Because it had so many problems.
Q: What is a bird’s favorite type of maths?
A: Owl-gebra
Q: Why did the obtuse angle go to the beach?
A: Because it was over 90 degrees
Q: Why do plants hate math?
A: Because it gives them square roots.
Q: What do you call a destroyed angle?
A: A Rect-angle
Q: Why did the student get upset when his teacher called him average?
A: It was a ‘mean’ thing to say!
Q. What do you get if you cross a math teacher and a clock?
A. Arithma-ticks!
School Debating League
Oct 13th
The Letterkenny Debating League Round 1 event is scheduled for Thursday, Oct 26th. Lurgybrack N.S. are our opposition on the day. Kilmacrennan will present the argument that ‘Social Media is a bad influence on children’.
School Closure
Oct 13th
Kilmacrennan N.S. will be closed on Monday, 6th November for staff training on the New Language Curriculum – this is the Monday immediately following the Mid-Term break.
